#or breaking danville

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa did you see the new pnf short?

this is news to me. i’ve been focusing on my mental health (playing red dead redemption 2 and nothing else) for the past week so i’ve been offline but i gotta check this out…

what

i am so hype for this. i love it so much. it is amazing and i want more right now. please don’t read under the cut there’s definitely not a multi paragraph conspiracy theory underneath

I AM NOT ACCUSING ANYONE OF ANYTHING… i am just SAYING MY PEACE

us shippers are rejoicing, as we rightfully should, at this amazing w. but i just gotta be that one guy, i gotta poop on the party. could this be bordering into… and forgive me for uttering these words… queerbaiting?

i know the idea of being queerbaited by an evil scientist man and a secret agent playtpus is ridiculous and hilarious, but r we getting johnlocked just a little bit? maybe just a little…. because i’ve always been of the opinion that perryshmirtz will most likely never be a canon storyline for a bunch of reasons, and as much as i’d like that to happen, i can see how some oblivious straight people (so… probably a lot of the writers let’s be real) could reasonably watch all of phineas and ferb and think there’s absolutely nothing homoromantic going on between the two of them. like of course there’s jokes about them being like couple in the same way we get it for buford and bajeet, but, at least when it was airing at the time that it was, that was neverrr going to be acknowledged as anything but funny funny haha joke. like i love dwampy but this show is not crowned for its thoughtful and progressive takes there is SOOOOO much racial stereotyping and ignorant shit in pnf. relationships between two men were not going to hold the same narrative weight as a hetero relationship

so yes i think it’s a bit of a stretch to say pnf in itself is queerbaiting with perryshmirtz, but THESE SHORTS… this is like……. a lot man it’s a lot man it’s a blessing and a curse. i hope it’s just a couple folks who like perryshmirtz putting those bits for funsies but i’m getting suspicious. i’m raising my eyebrows up and down, feeling as if i’m seeing flags of a.. pinkish hue… reddish, perhaps.

and this is disneyyyy cmmmonnn all these hip new queer kid shows? they’re doing pretty good. of course, we aren’t going to ruin our precious precious phineas and ferb IP for the foreign market by putting a gay relationship in the actual show, but it couldn’t hurt to draw in a few tumblr and tiktok queers from our homoromantic little shorts, eh? ehh? it’s a big market, kids aren’t just tuning in on cable tvs anymore to watch phineas and ferb, we need a little more outreach. it’s all about streaming babbbyy it’s all about that disney plus! get those queers watching the new seasons of phineas and ferb when they’re finished binging the owl house!

are you understanding my friends? i am no messiah of perryshmirtz. that’s liz. but maybe, i shall be a mere messenger spreading my annoying takes amongst the land. or maybe it’s not that deep because 8 year olds watching phineas and ferb don’t care. but it’s a free website baybe

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

my pitch for a phineas and ferb-themed ride at the disney parks (hire me disney you cowards)

the queue is an interior building with pnf-themed decorations. kinda like the figment ride in epcot, a lot of it is winding through a "museum" of pnf and/or doof inventions. most of those inventions disappeared of course, so they're models, parts in glass cases, etc. overhead are tv monitors that play a shuffled loop of phineas and ferb songs, but bc there are so many good songs they can use it hopefully won't get repetitive unless you're there for nine hours. the exception to this is one small part of the queue (small to avoid people being stuck there too long) where it exclusively plays the quirky worky song and you see the pnf gang building the ride you're about to go on, either as statues/figures or through a "screen" that shows looping animation

you get onto the coaster car from the first episode as phineas, baljeet or isabella reads the safety spiel over the loudspeaker. actually as i'm typing this it might be fun to loop each of the backyard gang doing their own version that'd be cute

the ride takes off and you hear the vamp from the "rollercoaster" song as you're loading in.

once inside, the ride is styled like epcot's guardians of the galaxy ride, where you're on a track looping through a mix of screens and sets. the first part plays more of the "rollercoaster" song as you run through the "coolest coaster ever" scenes.

miscellaneous room/scene ideas: fireside girl action segment, carpe diem room, obviously a space segment w/ meap and queen candace and the catu aliens, obligatory scary bit through the haunted house, rock concert w/ love handel, backyard beach/atlantis, owca headquarters, 2nd dimension bit (might be too confusing for new fans?), relatively normal area where candace is gesturing wildly to a linda animatronic that won't turn around and see the rollercoaster car, idk a hamster & gretel segment or smth

a little bit in, you hear a beep and a call for agent p. a small animatronic of perry rises from the front of the car as you enter a tunnel, where a screen of major monogram tells perry to get his ass to doofenshmirtz evil incorporated to fight doof. perry salutes and slides back down into the car, and the ride then takes a "wrong track" (kinda like when you run into a "broken track" on everest) to DEI.

we go inside and see animatronics of perry fighting doof as an inator sparks. it goes off, sending us down yet another "wrong track," which shoots through wilder parts of danville. at the climax, we start looping and the climax of the "rollercoaster" song starts playing ("we're rightside-up and upside-down...")

at the end of the ride, we see an animatronic/animation of doof hanging upside-down from rope as perry glares at him cross-armed, and doof intermittently yells "curse you, perry the platypus!" on a screen, monogram congratulates the riders for saving the tri-state area with agent p. perry makes platypus noise.

you go to another room, right before the exit. you see candace pointing to an empty backyard, saying stuff like "but it was right here! and it was huge!" as phineas and ferb sit under the tree and address the guests. if you're far enough away from the last room, perry can be sitting under them being cute.

the exit queue has posters for dwampyverse stuff, like "love handel reunion", "doctor zone: the movie", the og rollercoaster poster, etc.

you exit in a gift shop where you can buy perry the platypus inaction figure (he doesn't do anything!) and big sticks

lastly,

you know when rides break down or stop for a sec and you get in-character voiceovers telling you to stay seated or w/e? i think we should have three that loop: one of doof giving a basic spiel, one of milo murphy being like "yeah i went on the ride. sorry about that. it should start working soon lol" and one where literally the whole thing is candace yelling "NO MOM I SWEAR IT'S A WORKING ROLLERCOASTER AND PHINEAS AND FERB BUILT IT! MOM LISTEN–"

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More Phineas and Ferb x Batman au stuff

Jason was the last person to meet Phineas and Ferb an is the most sacred of them he saw them build shit and he's like humans don't build that fast and is like kids don't build shit like railgun for fun they build with linken logs and legos

Tim after he no longer suspicious of them is their number one supplier of material

Meep ask Phineas and Ferb to help him fight Darkside Batman wonders why he fighting darkside

Bruce is the last to learn how good they at building but after he does he ask them to help with contingency plans

Dick like them but he always misses whatever they did and has hard time believing Phineas and Ferb did said things until he ask for help and then he's biggest believer

The titans ,young justice, and teen titans love them and they are first call after there base is destroyed by a villain

The justice league don't believe they exist it doesn't help Phineas and Ferb don't care about meeting them

Milo visited on Gotham once after that Bruce begged him and his family never visit again. During his visit it was worst week in Gotham history three separate complete Arkham break outs an alien invasion and a mind controlled super man what they both don't know is Gotham cures and Murphy's law compounded

The Kent's love them and their help on the farm

The super pets join/create owca a Gotham division with Alfred being their major monogram

Bruce or Tim learn about the super pets and decide to keep it secret no matter how much Damian ask about perry becomes who fuck going to believe them

Damian when he eventually finds Perry, him and Goliath joins the super pets he doesn't care he not animal his dream of fighting crime with animals came true

Barbara is an ex fire side girl her mom stayed in Danville for a summer after the divorce

Isabela visited Gotham once and became an honorary siren

Cass and Steph love help Phineas and Ferb because they know their will be chaos

Steph gets along with Phineas great and they go on rants almost nobody can follow and if they try their start having a migraine

Cass and Ferb never say word to each other and will look each other in the eye and everyone knows that talking about something and only them and Phineas understand

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Another thing about rewatching like all of Phineas and Ferb in order is that Season 1 Phineas is way more of a jerk than I remembered, and Candace actually seems reasonable.

Like, Phineas is way snarkier and aloof in the earlier episodes, and is also kind of an actual menace to the rest of Danville.

They break into the off-limits parts of a museum out of sheer boredom, have a drag race in the city streets with lawnmower motor-powered carts just because they can, have a treehouse mecha battle that causes property damage downtown (though Candace is complicit in this one)

[mammalsofaction]

He doesn't touch the stick.

He leaves in to stew in the sink as he sits hunched over the toilet, with the lid closed. He wants it to think about what it's done. It's dead silent in the bath, save for the rapid-rhythmic tap-tap-tap of his heels against the light green bathroom tiles. He has his lips pursed thinly and pressed against his hands steepled in thought. Thinking, spiralling, catastrophizing. He was too old for this. Why was he feeling this way? God knows this isn't even his first turn around the rodeo. He's probably mixing his metaphors.

He lets himself think about semi-phones and allegories as he brings himself to his feet again, so he can stare down the bowl of the sink, where he'd last dropped the recalcritant stick and it's damning results, staring up at him like a starving stray.

Heinz looks down, and stares, he doesn't touch it. It's damned little digital screen does not change. Simple black pixels on a backlit screen the colour of parchment.

Pregnant.

Heinz inhales deeply, and hunches further, metal fingers curling around the edges of the sink bowl. Suddenly he was all of 30 again, unmated and unwed, breaking down in the cramped bathroom of a ramshackle studio apartment in downtown Danville he rents with the money he barely earns from a failing bratwurst stand.

Pregnant with his best friend's baby. Jesus christ. He was too old to make the same mistakes, yet here he was now.

And he had no reason to believe it was going to turn out as well now as it had then.

[blatant-disrespect-for-birds]

Okay, headcannon time

Block actually knew about dakota going back and saving Cavendish, and put him in Danville with milo because he was the only agent brave enough to break the rules like that, and he was actually there to not only protect milo, but also he was there for the pistachions. This can be viewed through block reading Orton Mahlson's memoirs. And then, when a new threat presents itself, block lets them go, so that they can go save that world.

(Bonus headcannon)

Cavendish is a decedent of the Murphy's (possibly of nate Murphy who would most likely want to move out of Danville and adopt a spouse's last name so that people would not associate him with Murphy's law.)

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^ "did you sleep well?" "mhm.." [tracing the mark with their hand] "i can tell." // GO GO GO!!!

[I sometimes have trouble sleeping, and something that helps me fall asleep is to imagine my favourite characters falling asleep after an exhausting day. I've imagined the following scenario maybe 500 times.]

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zzzzz

Perry knew with certainty that it was wednesday when he left. He was about to take his coffee break when he was rushed to the airship bay and shipped off for an emergancy. As he was flown off to [counrty] he was informed of the world's newest thread, a nuclear physicist with some interesting ideas about justice. 

Sleep isnt really an option if all life on earth is in mortal peril, so the agent stayed awake for as long as it took to nuetralize the threat. It worked out okay, perry thought to himself as he sat through debriefing with his head cradled in his arms. The world still had its biodiversity, and he still had all 10 fingers. 

When he returned to Danville it was dark, past midnight. The streets were deserted except for a few stragglers who were finding their way home after a long night of partying. Perry assumed he looked at bad as they did.

He showered at headquarters because he could smell himself, and he was self-conscious about that, before letting himself be dropped off at his- their place. They shared it nowadays. And despite the fatigue, Perry couldn't help but smile giddily at that thought.

When he unlocked the front door he was met with a dark and still apartment, which was both a blessing and a curse. Heinz had the habit of working long into the early hours, so for the lab to be deserted now meant that it must be early. Really early.

He yawned and trudged towards the bedroom taking off items of clothing as he went so that when he softly opened the door, all he had to do was plop down his clothes on an empty chair.

Dead-center in the middle of the bed was his (former) nemesis, sleeping soundly. Both his arms and legs were spread luxuriously as if he was attempting to claim the whole bed for himself; Heinz never was very good at sharing. Luckily for Perry, he had no need of the comforter tonight, it was the middle of summer, and sleeping in just his boxer would do.

He resisted the urge to fall face down into the bed- that would surely jostle the other man awake, and though Perry was so, SO happy to see him, he was far too tired to be interrogated about his mission. So instead he slid onto the mattress soundlessly.

This close, he could hear the other man's rhythmic breathing. Even without touching, he could tell the other man was warm and relaxed. 

Perry's eyelids were as heavy as Heinz's titanium arms, but still, he had to take a moment to admire the careful stillness of his usually energetic partner. 

He hadn't taken the time to turn on any of the lights, just because he didn't want to bother having to turn them off again. But even in the low light, Perry knew where Heinz's features were, after this many years he could conjure his face in an instant. He would kiss him, right now. But he could not. Instead, Perry adjusted one lanky arm carefully to the side to make space for himself and laid himself down. His forehead settled nicely against Heinz's shoulder and closed his eyes.

He carefully breathed in, and when Heinz exhaled, so did he. Within a moment their breathing was synchronised. The wooly fog that Perry'd been carrying around in his head faded with each breath. With his last vestiges of consciousness, he reached out one arm and placed it over Heinz's heart. The steady drum lulled him to sleep quickly.

***

The sun was up. Through the insufficient barrier of his eyelids, Perry was aware that the sun was bright and waking him from maybe the deepest sleep he'd experienced all year. With tremendous effort, he shifted his head on the pillow. A sleepy squeak escaped him.

For a while, he just existed. A man sleeping on his tummy with one leg pulled up and one leg dangling just barely off the edge of the bed. 

The sounds of birdsong didn't reach this high up, and even the noises of cars and trucks passing below were like a distant hum. 

The door creaked a little as it opened. Something was put down, and then the mattress dipped beside him.

"I know you're awake, Perry the Platypus," Heinz said kindly.

Perry exhaled in reply.

"I can tell because you stopped snoring." The little smile that stretched his lips was audible in his voice.

Perry rolled over again, his side now pressed up against the other man. He opened his eyes slowly and blinked as he adjusted to the brightness of the room. He wasn't going to apologize to Heinz for snoring, he'd known about that particular flaw long before their nemesis-ship ended.

"I think you slept for thirteen hours," Heinz calculated, and he smiled down at Perry. His slowly graying hair was attempting to block Perry's view of those midsummer sky eyes. "Did you sleep at all since I last saw you?"

The horizontal man shook his head.

Heinz whistled. "Did you sleep well?" And one finger carefully trailed a line across Perry's cheek that was left by the bedding.

Perry stretched until his back popped and nodded lazily. Heinz's hand was still on his cheek.

"I can tell," He said as if it was a secret they shared.

Long fingers slid away, and the mattress wobbled as Heinz left it. "I made lunch Perry the Platypus. Come and eat with us before Vanessa has to leave for her mother's house. She's missed you too." Gone was the softness in Heinz's voice as he forced Perry back into the reality of the conscious world. The man left the room, not bothering to stop speaking to him, even as he got too far away to be heard clearly. 

A T-shirt landed on Perry's face. He debated rolling over and sleeping another 13 hours, but the siren call of lunch and his husband's enthused conversation won.

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"Ah, Perry the Platypus, your entrance was immaculate. And by immaculate I mean completely maculate!

What do you think of my new rainbow ribbon trap, Perry the Platypus? I got all the ribbon at the Danville Pride Parade, which is also where I got the idea for my latest scheme! Here, let me tell you about it.

You see Perry the Platypus, I was walking home from the annual L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. potluck yesterday when I got caught up in this big pride parade. At first I was annoyed because who throws a parade in the middle of a street? But then I realized just how many people there were. Anyone who could control their opinion could easily be elected as the new Mayor. And that's when I came up with the idea for this:

THE TRANS-YOUR-GENDER-INATOR!

With this, Perry the Platypus, I will release a wave of body-altering energy that will immediately change everyone's bodies to perfectly match their gender identity and cure dysphoria! Trans women will have their ideal woman body, trans men will have their ideal man body, and nonbinary people will... I don't know, turn into dragons or something I guess. Point being, whatever they want to look like is what they will be! And once I announce this deed to the world, the Pride community will be so overwhelmingly thankful, they will unanimously elect me to be ruler of the Tri-State Area!

Now, just to wait for it to finish charging up. I had to train it with the hidden search histories of conservative politicians, so it's still scanning the computer for the last few bits of data. It should be ready to go any minute now...

Perry the Platypus, this is normally when you break free and destroy my inator, did I make the trap too tight? Here, let me cut you out so we can get rolling... wait Perry the Platypus where are you going? Perry the Platypus, that's not the self destruct button!

Perry the Platypus, you activated the Trans-Your-Gender-Inator? But you're supposed to thwart me!

What's this you just pulled out of your tiny little wallet? A Trans Lives Matter card?! Curse you Perry the Platypus!... which I have mixed feelings about saying since you actually helped my scheme!"

[duckapus]

In the Candace-as-Spiderwoman universe Baljeet is the first ever Hulk. Hulkjeet still insists on being called Hulkjeet, no matter how much all the news outlets and SHIELD want to make him more "serious" and use "The Hulk." When he first shows up Candace fights the military because they're trying to shoot A CHILD with fucking TANKS just because he's big and scary and breaking stuff. One of them tries to pull the "you're supposed to be on our side!" card and she's just like "you know vigilantism is illegal, right?"

Anyway this is the start of Candace having a team because there ain't no rule saying Spiderwoman can't have a team! Fuck the Avengers they can have a different Main Four this time Hulkjeet's a Danville hero.

[edmufics]

S5 Theory Part Two

The sequel to 'The Talisman" is called 'The Black House' and it's much easier to summarize.

A series of murders is plaguing a small Wisconsin town. Two bodies have been found, and a third is yet to be discovered, and the police can’t seem to catch the killer. The media is covering things in a way that specifically causes hysteria. Jack (from book one) has buried his memories of his time in the alternate realities and the last book's events, but they still affect his choices. He is pulled into the Wisconsin murder cases, and it triggers his memories to come back. He retires from the police force and moves away, but it follows him. People beg him to help because of his legendary reputation, but he refuses. But, after the killer takes a fourth child, he decides he can’t keep standing around doing nothing. Soon, he learns that the killer is working for “The Crimson King.” The Crimson King rules the alternate universe and is determined to bring an end to the universe through darkness. The fourth victim is the most powerful and is the key to allowing the Crimson King to break through and destroy all worlds. Jack is the only hope for all realities.

That's it.

Again, sounds AWFULLY familiar, right?

We know the Duffers take a lot of inspo from Stephen King and traditional DnD campaigns, so I think the key to S5 is in the spot where those two blend.

Bonus:

This is a link to summaries of characters in the 8-book universe of 'The Talisman.'

Characters of note are:

Eddie Dean (lots of Eddie similarities)

Jake Chambers (Eleven)

Cuthbert Allgood (Lucas)

Alain Jones (Will)

Ted Brautigan (Eleven again)

Dinky Earnshaw (Kalli)

Patrick Danville (Will again)

Cortland "Cort" Andrus (Brenner)

The Crimson King (Vecna, ofc)

Mordred Deschain (VECNA)

Tick-Tock Man (....Vecna)

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breaking danville. official crossover . yes i plan to do more of these and u should be afraid about it

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more shitposts n doodles under the cut 👇

feel free to send me asks and comments about this cursed au i have lots of thoughts

[princess-of-the-corner]

Crossover minecraft: civil war

Ladybug: okay... let's go over this, one more time. The one week we're busy with end of term exams, war breaks out...

Guy: Yup. See, the Pines kids took over the justice system...

Rena: I knew it! Twins are always trouble.

*vipereon coughs*

Rena: you hush, you and tigresse make trouble for villains all the time.

Guy: and of course with Mabel as judge, she wound up giving a whole bunch of obtuse penalties for the weirdest of offenses. Now this got the mad scientist duo on her side, cause they got guinea pigs for their devious machines and -inators, and got the bad girl coven and the Fazgang against them. Not sure how the lyoko warriors and the phantom theives wound up on justice Mabels side but they did.

Ladybug: what about Ben's group? Or the Danville group? Or the Amity park guys?

Guy: okay, Danny is neutral here, he's with Doc in Koboldia, but apparently Dipper bribed sam with some cryptid info, and Tucker is just rolling with it. Ben, Gwen, and Kevin threw their lot in with rebellion, but Lilo is staying out of it. Don't know where Stitch is, he went off the radar a while ago. The entire Danville group is just selling supplies, traps and weapons to both sides, enterprising huh? Minus the fireside girl who's also in the rebellion.

Ladybug: okay... any ideas? No roi, we are not joining justice mabel solely on the argument of you wanting to fight Gregory.

Skull, Distantly: run for your life!

Gregory, distantly: Ramming Speed!

Ladybug: okay, no polymouse, we aren't going to join the rebellion just on the principal of NOT having to fight Gregory...

Pigella: Rock band solidarity?

Tigresse: and sticking it to the lawman?

Mutters of approval

Chat: okay majority rules! Rioting Paris style?

Roi Singe: Riot!

1.5 days later

Phineas, recapping for his viewers: so once the miraculous heros chose their side, they showed how quickly a government will fold to parisian discontent. Despite the government being complete malarkey. In other news, the server is expecting a new player soon-

/technically/ Luka and Juleka aren't twins in my AU but that still tracks.

Also like. If the French are known for anything, it's a fucking revolution!

[looney-mooney-studio]

Buford and Baljeet as god-tiered Homestuck trolls!

Baljeet’s a Seer of Rage, and Buford’s a Thief of Mind. This might seem contradictory to their characters in the show, but keep in mind a god teir isn’t how you present yourself, it’s the core of your being. This got long so uhhh essay on why they are these things under the cut!

Baljeet is a Seer of Rage. Seers are prone to being single-minded - to a seer, everything is THEIR aspect. To Rose, everything is light - chance, luck, narrative relevance. To Terezi, everything is mind - the way people think, and the decisions they make. To Kankri and the Signless, everything is Blood - the connections people have, and our duties to do right by our community. They can be incredibly intelligent, but also incredibly dense, and are driven to affect as much change as possible.

Rage players are driven by the idea that something is wrong. They try to change it, and are obsessed with the big picture and how to throw a wrench in the works, how to burn everything we know down to the ground in the hopes that maybe, possibly, something better MIGHT rise from the ashes. This concept is Baljeet's everything.

Baljeet is incredibly intelligent, incredibly driven, and incredibly eager to burn shit to the ground. As soon as his anxieties and carefully-structured schedules get out of the way, Baljeet is a force of NATURE. He is a hulk, a punk rockstar, able to climb any mountain and tackle any problem with little regard for the well being of others. Hell, one could argue that even his academic career is based on a desire to do this sort of thing, and he finds absolute glee in breaking the laws of nature - so long as it is HIS EFFORTS that make it possible. If it weren't for his upbringing and unqenchable desire for success and praise, Baljeet would probably be a full time supervillain.

As it stands, however, Baljeet IS filled with an unquenchable desire for success and praise, and readily shares his knowledge with others - even when he himself does not fully understand it. Baljeet particularly has a knack for understanding the chaos of his reality, and has been shown to find ways to explain the flow between dimensions and the machinations of such forces as Murphy's Law and the Mysterious Force.

Buford, on the other hand, is a Thief of Mind. Thieves start out with a lack of their aspect, and have to steal their aspect form others over the course of their lives. A thief is selfish, but this is not entirely a bad thing - sometimes you have to save yourself before you can help others. In this way, Selfishness can be a virtue, especially when used correctly. When done wrong, however, it can and will hurt everyone around the thief, especially when they decide to take too much without letting the team replenish their resources.

Mind players deal in agency. Knowledge is power, after all, and usually power comes in the form of free will. Terezi could see what people's choices would lead to, and was able to direct people towards the best outcomes through this.

Buford, as a Thief of Mind, would start out his life with no agency at all, and would have to steal agency from others in order to have more for himself. This lines up with his backstory on the show, and is part of the reason why I made him a lowblood - on the show, when Buford was a child, someone bigger and stronger and more powerful than him was going to eat his pet goldfish, Biff. In order to prevent this, Buford had to take that decision away from his tormentor, and become a bully himself. He stole the bully's agency, and gave it to himself, taking the bully's reputation and his power by tying him up in his own shoelaces.

Throughout the show, Buford steals agency in similar ways from his friends and the other people around him - he stole everyone's bikes, limiting their ability to move around in Danville. He steals Baljeet's agency all the time in small ways, oftentimes by picking him up and carrying him around, or by changing Baljeet's schedule around for certain things.

Baljeet is used to this, and it becomes a sort of symbiotic relationship in a certain sense. Baljeet has a habit of micromanaging his own agency, so by stealing some of it Buford ironically gives Baljeet chances to relax and let his own aspect - rage - breathe. Buford is also the only one who can calm "Hulkjeet," and by taking Baljeet's option to cause havoc that way Buford gives Baljeet his own common sense back. Symbiotic, benefits for both parties involved.

We also see that Buford is an intellectual, though he tries to hide it, and that Baljeet is a force of chaos and destruction, though he tries to hide it. In a sense, Buford and Baljeet meet in the middle here, between Rage and Mind, and find a lot of common ground. Baljeet can talk nerd stuff to Buford, and he'll be able to not just follow along, but provide new imput - and vice versa for Buford's more destructive habits.

Obviously this sort of back and forth symbiotic relationship of their classpects continues in the game, and they have eachother's shoe colors.

[vvindication]

tag, you're it !! shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs. afterward, be sure to inflict the curse (ask game) upon as many favored individuals of your choosing as you see fit

YESSS I GET TO DO IT AGAIN !!!! here we go >:]

Tired Magician ; Lady Danville I see that you're doin' fine, leaves nothing else for my mind

There's a Light ; Seafret love's my weakness, but that's how I choose to be

Centuries ; Fall Out Boy and I can't stop 'til the whole world knows my name ; 'cause I was only born inside my dreams

Omen ; Mother Mother something about the world today can make a boy feel a bit insane, from daffodils, to acid rain, from antichrist on a tidal wave

Another Place ; Bastille I am bound to you - with a tie that we cannot break, with a night we can't replace

[pftones3482]

SLOC update is being postponed until Tuesday y'all - been pulling a lot of long shifts at work and I am exhausted. While you wait, have a lil sneak peek:

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“I can reverse it for you. Change you back to normal, so that you’re not having to hide your whole life. That’s no way to live.”

He could change her back.

He could change her back.

No more being worried about the rain. No more having to wash her hair separately from her body because she couldn’t do both at the same time without growing a tail. No more risking accidentally changing in public because she got splashed by a puddle or fell in a fountain. She could go to the beach again and actually just hang out there.

Candace hesitated, glancing over her shoulder at the kids and then at Perry, who was nodding seriously at something Monogram was saying. She swallowed, an aching feeling in the pit of her stomach.

No more understanding Perry.

She wouldn’t be able to swim as fast or as easily. Couldn’t dive as deep, stay under as long. Wouldn’t be able to fidget with water when she was bored. Couldn’t lay on the bottom of Isabella’s pool when she needed a break.

Their family boat, the HMS Lindana, would have capsized without her powers, putting her whole family at risk. Ferb would have drowned. They wouldn’t have saved Danville if she wasn’t a mermaid.

And she wouldn’t be able to understand her pet platypus.

[hamstergomez]

This is a fic I wrote on Wattpad.

Hamster and Gretel returned Kevin to J.J. McWeekend's where his date was. Hiromi was walking out. Kevin ran up to her with a bouquet of flowers.

Kevin: Hiromi!

Hiromi: Kevin! Where were you?

Kevin: I'm so sorry! I was taking care of my little sister and―

Hiromi: Aw, that was so sweet...the first time I heard that excuse in the Duck Boyz concert. Kevin, I think you're a really nice guy, and I like like you, but I don't think this is going to work out.

Hiromi walked away, leaving the trio alone. To make things worse, the Aliens told him he wasn't supposed to have powers. One week later...

It was bedtime and Gretel walked by Kevin's room and heard Kevin calling Fred.

Kevin: Fred, thanks for helping us fight Bookworm. Who knew his weakness was boring textbooks.

Fred: Trust me, I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm glad my class was having a test. Anyway, how you feeling?

Kevin: Huh?

Fred: About Hiromi breaking up with you?

Kevin: It's because of that stupid jerk!

Gretel sulked away back to bed. Ever since that night, Gretel blamed herself for Kevin not only losing his date but for him not getting powers. She didn't hear the whole conversation.

Kevin: Professor Exclamation is so annoying.

Gretel wrote a note and put it next to Hamster's cage where he was sleeping. She opened the window and tearfully flew off.

The next day, Hamster woke up. He noticed Gretel missing.

Hamster: Did I oversleep? It's 6:30?

Hamster finally noticed the note.

Hamster: Oh no!

Kevin woke up to see Hamster hovering over him.

Kevin: Hamster?

Hamster: Read this note.

"Kevin, thank you for being a wonderful big brother. I'm sorry for everything. You deserved those powers instead of me. Goodbye forever. Love Gretel."

Kevin: No...she didn't...

Hamster: She must've ran off.

Later, Bailey walked out of her room and saw her parents on the phone distressed.

Roman: I hope you find her. (Hangs up)

Bailey: Dad, who was that?

Roman: Mr Grant...He called because...your friend Gretel went missing last night.

Those words hit Bailey hard as tears welled up in her eyes.

Bailey: I have to find her!

Michelle: No, it's too dangerous. We don't want to lose you too. Don't worry, the cops are going to send out search parties.

Bailey was real worried. Gretel could've been captured by a dangerous villain but she couldn't tell her parents that her friend was Superhero Gretel.

As for Gretel herself, she was faraway. She was in Coyote Woods in Danville.

Gretel: Nice woods. I'm sure I won't destroy the life of anyone here.

Gretel walked through the woods and heard footsteps.

Gretel: Who's there?!

Nothing...Gretel assumed it was her imagination and walked off. The footsteps continued. Gretel turned around.

Gretel: Show yourself!

From out of the shadows came a werewolf.

Gretel: Oh great, a villain out here?

The Werewolf punched her and she blacked out.

Back with the others...

Carolina and Dave were out searching for Gretel while Kevin and Fred were in the apartment watching the news.

Veronica Hill: The police are still looking for Gretel Grant Gomez. Even Hamster and Gretel are helping.

She put her mic close to Hamster.

Veronica: Do you have any idea where she might be?

Hamster: Good question. Superhero Gretel is looking for her in Danville.

Veronica: Well I sure hope you find her. In other news, Duck Boyz and Love Handel are collaborating.

Bailey kicked the door opened.

Bailey: You find anything yet?

Fred: Sorry, no.

Bailey: Oh come on! You hacked into Belle's account!

Kevin: This is different.

Bailey: Of course it is. YOU drove her away!

Kevin: What?!

Kevin picked Bailey up by the collar of shirt.

Kevin: You little-!

Fred: Guys! We can't fight! Gretel wouldn't want us too...

Kevin let go of Bailey.

Bailey: Sorry, I'm just...upset. It's not your fault.

Kevin: Thanks.

Hamster flew in the room.

Hamster: Couldn't find her yet...

The TV glitched out and revealed the wolf in a warehouse.

Wolf: Hello Eastside. It is I, Melvin Meyer. My brother is the Mayor of your pathetic town. It should have been me. I ran away and thanks to the mishap of some "Milo" dude, I ended up mutated into this. But on the bright side, I have her.

He showed off an unconscious Gretel.

Kevin: GRETEL!

Melvin: She apparently went missing so I decided to use her as a blackmail. Make me mayor of Eastside or she perishes.

The four stood there shocked.

Fred went on her laptop.

Fred: I just found his address.

Bailey: Wow, that's easy.

Fred: Well I don't want my favourite cousin dead. Anyway, he's in the abandoned Totally Tools building on the outskirts of Danville.

When the girls looked at Kevin, he was zooming off in his Minivan.

Fred: Kevin?

Bailey: Oh no! He must've went to that Wolf guy.

Hamster: That's dangerous.

Gretel woke up and saw Melvin.

Melvin: One hour left brother...ah, you're awake.

Gretel: What?

The Minivan rammed through the wall.

Gretel: Kevin!

Kevin hit Melvin before he ran out the minivan. He tried untying Gretel but Melvin attacked. Gretel winced and closed her eyes while she heard Kevin scream.

Kevin: Gretel! It's not your fault!

More blows were heard until silence. She opened her eyes to see Kevin unconscious. Her eyes filled with rage before she changed into her super suit and broke free.

Melvin: Oh crud.

The last thing Melvin saw before blacking out was Gretel punching him.

Fred, Hamster and Bailey finally arrived to find Gretel panting while floating over Melvin. Her rage turned to sadness as she went to Kevin.

Bailey: Gretel!

Gretel: Bailey, Fred, Hamster! I'm fine but Kevin...

Gretel went over to the unconscious boy and cried on his chest.

Hamster: Oh no...

Fred: We got to call an ambulance or he'll die!

Unknown to Gretel, her tears healed Kevin's wounds and he woke up.

Kevin: Don't worry Gretel Beans, I won't let anything bad happen to you.

Gretel: Kevin!

Everyone hugged him.

Bailey: Gretel, I think you have healing tears.

Kevin: Gretel, it's not your fault Hiromi broke up with me and neither is it your fault I don't have powers.

Gretel: But I heard you talk to Fred...

Fred: Oh, he meant Professor Exclamation.

Gretel: Really? Sorry I ran off.

Kevin: I'm just glad you're safe.

So they all returned home and Carolina and Dave were happily reunited. Hamster and Gretel told the news that Kevin helped in searching for Gretel.